Pretty Young Things.. repeat after me...!

say NA NA NA!!!

:-D

Good Tuesday, my darlings. in an effort to not lose what little sanity i have this morning, i am listening to upbeat tunes, dancing in my seat, praising God for loving someone like me with all my mess, and remembering that even cursing someone out in my mind needs to be repented of (better than saying it out loud though, eh?).

some consultants (really one in particular) have succeeded in ticking me off this morning, and it's not even noon! one thing i love about the fools of this world - they KEEP me in prayer, even if it's just asking God to forgive me for all those four-letter words i yelled in my head.

sorry, Lord. can i justify my sin by saying, "but he deserved it..." ? no, huh? well, then i'm sorry for real. please forgive me, Father. i know not what i do.

you ever have an encounter with someone, and while they're standing there all stupid and talking, you're not even hearing their words because you're imagining losing control, screeching out some Xena Warrior Princess cry, punching them in the teeth, and then throwing them a towel and saying "here...clean yourself up," as you walk away leaving them picking up their teeth and wondering what just happened...?

oh..wait...that's just me then?

well, whatevs. those are the bloody images that raged through my mind as he stood here speaking all this nonsensical blah blah blech.

i'm convinced that every single person on this planet is capable of doing really evil things. the only thing that keeps some of us from crossing into that abyss is God. the restraint, peace and conviction of the Holy Spirit is phenomenal. it's what has kept me - and the folks who regularly piss me off - alive. oh wait...i'm trying to stop using that word. i guess i should backspace it. but i'm not.

speaking of Michael Jackson, if you're ever looking for a new tune to spice up your workout, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' " had me PUMPED last night. i just put the song on repeat and went at it. i sweat buckets, had a great time, and my entire body is screaming in pain today.

life is great.

mama say, mama sah, ma-ma coo sah.