word to the wise

it is very arrogant to think that because you have grown tired of hitting snooze repeatedly and hearing music blaring next to your head every 9 minutes, that you can totally shut off your alarm, and say to yourself "i'll sleep for 10 more minutes and my body will automatically wake me back up in 10 minutes."

it won't.

you will lose.

you will wake up more than 30 minutes later, look at the clock, see that it is now 7:28 am, and almost fall out of bed in a panic.

and you will be late for work.

but you will have the memories of a very funny dream in which you had a physical altercation with a coworker that you don't particularly like to get you through the morning commute.

tee hee.

and you will also be a little bit glad that some of the "fire" has calmed. today may actually be profitable.