i dare you, kid. i double-dare you.

on the train this morning, a very unruly little cutie pie boy was having a fit, screaming, yelling, and even repeatedly slapping his mother like a pimp who just got shortchanged.

now, Dragonfly loves the kids. i do. and i want a whole troop of my own someday.

but let me tell you, if my kid ever slaps me - and in public no less - he or she better pray the supernatural power of the Holy Spirit to come upon me and put me in restraints.

matter of fact, the day i give birth to my first kid, before the docs even cut the cord, i'm gonna look that newbie smack dab in his little innocent eyes and dare him to ever hit his mother.

i wanted to call Super Nanny for that lady so badly. but i'm told minding other people's business is frowned upon.