promises

this Christmas, i WILL be kissed under a mistletoe.

this NYE, i WILL be kissed at midnight.

i don't know who will be on the other end of those kisses but i'm making it happen some way or another...

...even if i have to grab some random off the street when the ball drops.

j/k.

but if these promises don't come to pass, just know that i won't even tell you guys about it. if i don't mention it, don't even ask. i won't be able to talk anyway, seeing as how my mouth will be all full of a size 7.5 foot.