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folks, why did i run into a wall yesterday?

i was talking and then turned to exit the room. i thought i was positioned near the doorway so that as soon as i turned around, i could step out the door. but i wasn't.

i finished my sentence, did an about-face and BAM! hit the wall.

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who was the genius who decided to keep DC bars and clubs open for 24 hrs during the inauguration? so let me get this straight...

1) emotions (from both pro-Obama people and anti-Obama people) are already going to be off the meter with this event

2) crowds in DC are already going to be phenomenal as people flock into town to be there

3) so...giving people the opportunity to publicly get liquored up until the sun comes up is a good thing.........why?

it is amazing the things people will do to turn a profit at the expense of the overall safety and well-being of everyone else. i tell you what, Dfly is staying her brown booty home. people scare the heck outta me. and drunk, emotionally- charged people are the worst. i just hope people at least use their brains a little and don't drive home after all of that.

you know who else is crazy? the people who have decided to rent their homes out to out-of-towners coming for the inauguration who can't find hotel accommodations. you're going to let some strangers you've never met pay you some money to stay at your crib for a week?? recession be damned, i'm not having some weirdos camping out in my home, sleeping in my bed, for a week just so that i can make some money.

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WHO is a bigger idiot than this Gov. Blagojevich character? i mean really....did he really think he was going to pull that off? i guess no one told him that big brother is always watching - especially in his line of work.

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you canNOT catch a cold from wearing your wet hair outside in the winter. you also cannot catch a cold from sleeping under air conditioning vents. colds come from viruses, silly rabbit.

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most of the time, i don't like taking pictures, and i especially hate candid shots. who ever thought it was a good idea to take random shots of people eating or in the middle of a conversation? cuz we all know how sexy we look with a fork full of food being shoved in our mouths or with our mouths wide open mid-sentence. no sir. i like being a photographer, but i don't like being on the receiving end of a camera lens. when i do allow myself to be photographed, i usually end up taking and re-taking the pics over and over until i'm satisfied with them (thank Jesus for digital cams!!). i HATE when a picture that i have not approved, and therefore will probably find hideous, ends up on somebody's myspace/facebook page or sitting all in their living room somewhere for the world to see. seriously, i get mad.

and can i tell you how much i can't stand pressed camera nazis who all but force you into their pictures? and then get upset when you say you don't wanna be in it! darned paparazzi. folks at my job are like this. at EVERY social gathering we have, this one chick is all over the place snapping away, shoving her cam all in my face. it looks like the friggin 4th of July whenever she's in the room with all that darned flashing going on. get the heck outta here, with your memory-making behind. you know what i look like - you see me every day. do i really need to be a part of your scrapbook? am-scray.

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did you know that pigs wallow in mud because they don't have sweat glands, so the mud helps them cool off?

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did you also know that a fruit fly's sperm is larger than the actual body of the adult fly?

just thought you'd like to know.