the guy you wanna punch

ok be honest, isn't there someone you know (past or present) that you wanna punch one good time? i mean, of course you won't do it, but IF you could, you would give them one good kick?

this guy at my job - LORD. HELP. ME.

EVERY time he passes my desk, he has to say some corny, he-thinks-it's-hilarious-but-it-so-is-not remark to me. it's usually some dumb line from a movie or some stupid anecdote. i'm like dude, can't you ever just leave without words?? or just say normal stuff like normal people - like "hi" and keep walking.

but no... not for him. just leaving the office to go get a midday snack has to be preceded by some stupid comment. he seriously just said to me "as arnold swarzenegger would say 'i'll be bahck'" complete with Terminator accent and all.

really, man? really? really.

sometimes i feel like i work in "The Office."