*insert sarcastic title here*

i just read an article about the dumbest family in America.

a grocery store in NJ refused to decorate a birthday cake with the name of the birthday boy on it, because the kid's name was "Adolf Hitler."

so the parents of little Adolf are in an uproar because the store, deeming it inappropriate, denied them this honor of having the kid's name printed on his cake.

the father of the boy also had previously asked for a swastika to be included in the decoration.

BUT...get this folks...get this....

the father says they are NOT racist.

*blank stare*

but wait...there's more!

the other two children of this ridiculous family are named:

JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeanne Campbell.

i don't know what the heck a Honszlynn Hinler is (other than a fantastically hideous and nonsensical name), but i darn sure know what the Aryan Nation is. what kind of moron would name their kid that?

but wait though....this is NOT a racist family!! afterall, they DID invite two kids to little Adolf Hitler's party who were of mixed race...

AS. IF!

in all seriousness though, i feel sorry for these kids. to be born into a family so messed up almost seems like you're doomed from the start.

"come quickly Lord Jesus."

as if that weren't bad enough, i also read this morning that Burger King, yes, home of the atherosclerosis-promoting Whopper now has....wait for it... waaaaaaaaaaait for it.......

a body spray.

the body spray is called "Flame."

i'm not even kidding...click HERE for some true interactive comedy.

the website described the fragrance as "... the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat".

mmmmm....now THAT'S what you wanna smell like out on a date with someone. grease and grilled meat.

that's sexy.