beat it

leaning across my desk to peer at my computer screen to be nosy and see what i'm doing is a great way to catch a Uni-ball in the eyeball.

i'm just sayin.

mind your business.

it makes life better for all of us.

especially on a day like today when i'm really not going to be your friend because

A: my left jaw/bottom teeth are killing me from this stupid clenching
B: this is PMS week, i'm bloated, i'm tired, i'm cranky, and i have too much work to do which got hindered by a useless too-long staff meeting.

i don't want to have to hurt anyone. i honestly don't. it's really not in my nature.

besides i don't want to get myself hurt in the process. i've never been in a fight so i wouldn't know what i'm doing.

plus i don't really feel like getting sacked from my job today for stabbing someone with a pen. i have bills due - it's really not a good time. nor do i feel like getting arrested today. i've never been to jail but i can imagine it's not somewhere i'd enjoy. at least not today

so please, Mr., be a doll and don't ever pull a stunt like that again.

man, my face hurts. i wish someone could kiss it and make it better.

love,

dflysoul

(can you tell the PMS monster has me in a choke hold?? i feel violent yet affectionate. pretty much sums up how the rest of this week and possibly the beginning of next week is gonna go.)