mmmm....ovaries

surfing the net, saw this really beautiful soul. funny, quirky, intelligent. he intrigued me. not just physical beauty but i could almost feel his insides shining off the screen. he seems amazing, just from listening to him be him.

i want to have so many of his babies. oh yeah, and be his wife. not in that order.

too bad he's not real to me. just a screenname on a video. too bad we don't live in the same state. too bad i can't really get with the concept of meeting dudes on the net anyway. too bad i never meet guys like him in person.