i...can't even know what to say about this one...

i met this adorable dude...he's looks to be about 6'3"-ish, nice build, very attractive (although sickeningly, he's resembles my evil ex in the face...hmm...). i should have taken that as an omen that something was wrong with this guy...
anyone who resembles one of Satan's right-hand men (my ex) can't be the one for me, right?

right.

shortly into the conversation, dude tells me he's been "incarcerated" several times, and he says it laughingly, like this is a good/funny thing, like i should be impressed or amused by this.....i was trying to be polite so i listened to his story, but i'm thinking to myself..."WTH???"...it gets better.

his last incarceration was for attempted murder...

i didn't even know how to respond...all i could say was "Oh...Wow...well...i'm glad you're...out?"

needless to say, i won't be calling him. not judging him...just not calling him.

as i said before, my life is hilarious...oh so hilarious...